gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

(Source: hanawasakura)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

When the teacher starts looking at you

so you just start writing random stuff down:

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(Source: lmaogtfo)

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

(Source: feistily)

Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck.

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

kripke-is-my-king:

maulsmistress:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

(Source: raphmike)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me